And Bingo was her name-o

This weekend is the town "Fall Festival". And for the non-Louisiana natives, this consists of a parade, booths, games, and a live band. When I say parade I mean school kids, 4-wheelers, horses, an occasional race car, and my uncle Red on a golf cart. I do look forward to going though, I haven't been since 2001.
Scott asked what type of entertainment was provided.

Scott: Are there games?

Me: Yeah, they have cow patty bingo.

Scott:


Me:


Scott: Is that what I think it is?

Me: If you think people draw numbered squares on the ground and sets a cow free, and whatever number it poops on wins, then....yes.

Scott: That's retarded!!!
What do you usually win for something like this?

Me: I don't know, usually a cake.

Scott: So it's a bunch of people waiting around for a cow to sh**?
For a sh** cake??
Only in Louisiana.

I don't think I will bring him along for the festivities.