Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Week 4 of 2014, and SNEAUX!!!!

It's freezing, y'all!

If anyone received this in your email and it had two lines of text, my blog is on "autopost" and posts whenever it feels like it. I am trying to figure out how to turn it off.

Years from now in Louisiana, this will be known as "The week it snowed".

In the midst of us going nuts over snow flurries, our housecat decided to not only run outside, but go under the house.
Tee. Hee.

When I woke up at dawn the next morning, I was tired of it.

My snowman. I don't own a pair of gloves so making one was not an option.

Fred didn't like it either.

Callie about lost her mind.
Ermergherd. Sner.

I know all of my friends in Minnesota and non-deep-south states are going to get angry and mock me and tell me to buck up because that is two inches of snow. The whole town shut down, including all schools and government buildings.

The day after Sneauxpocalypse, it was 60 degrees. We wore short sleeves.

This is why I have no friends on the Facebook:

Dudes!!! Twice in one week! This time I had to go to work, and I cried the entire way because I was so scared someone was going to plow into us or we were going to run off the road. Scott did good, I was so proud of him getting us there safely. We slid a few times, but a lot less than if I would have driven myself. 32 hours later, we got to come home. I have never been so happy to see home. I never realized how much I missed my dog. #whitepeopleproblems

So there you go. Not much besides snow and complaining that it's cold.
Ohh!!! Our town is celebrating 300 years of being awesome.
Go to
We are the hottest city that ever hottied.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Week 3, 2014

We started off this week celebrating 9 years of marriage. Who knew Scott was such a glutton for punishment? We didn't go all out, we worked 8 hours, came home, had takeout Domino's Pizza, and watched Netflix. This is pretty much what we did on our honeymoon, so we haven't changed that much.

My leg has been hurting so much that I haven't had Lily snuggles in days. I just get home from work, change into pajamas, and go to bed. I was in bed for the night at 7:22pm yesterday.

Scott thought it was be a fun idea to give the cat a golf ball to play with.
Excuse me while I further plan his death.

Saturday Bailey spent the day with us. How can you go wrong with grocery shopping and a Criminal Minds marathon?

All I wanted for my anniversary was this orange Chevron lamp I found. Yeah yeah, I should have bought it when I first saw it. Nothing was left but the shade. The foo am I going to do with just a shade? Bailey said I could use it as a bowl. I see our tend to ghetto-fy is hereditary.

Today one of our housekeepers thought she had lost her wallet, she had left it on her housekeeping cart and it was gone, but after ten or so minutes of looking, she found it in the trash. We laughed, wondering "how does that happen?" Then I am reminded of something that happened to me around 5 or 6 years ago.
I had a flip phone and we were asleep in bed. I roll over and I hear the phone hit the floor, falling between the headboard and the wall. The next morning I pull the frame out and there is no phone. I look under, behind, went through all the sheets, nothing. I know it has to be in there because I didn't move for hours. It's just not there.
Scott gets home from work and finds it. In the refrigerator. INSIDE the sour cream. The lid was on it.
I know I didn't get up in the middle of the night, move the bed that Scott was sleeping on, take my phone and go for a chunky dunk.
This case....has never been solved *in my best William Shatner voice*

My first weird call went like this:
Me: Thank you for calling (where I work) this is Lisa, how can I help you?
Him: Hey girl
Him: Do you know who this is?
Me: No sir I don't
Him: Oh come on...think
Me: I so don't want to play this game
Him: Why not?
Me: How can I help you?
Him: I told you I would call you and you gave me your number
Me: Nerp
Him: You really don't know who this is?
Me: Nerp
Him: This is Mike!!
Me: Totally wasn't me
Him: This is Jessica right?
Me: Nerp.
Him: *crickets chirp*
Me: This is Lisa at (hotel I work at)
Him: This is the number Jessica gave me
Me: She lied to you, boo
Me: But try to get in touch with Jessica, work your charm
Him: You think so? You like that?
Me: For reals. Call Jessica.

I think I just pimped out Jessica.


Me: Thank you for calling (where I work) this is Lisa, how can I help you?
Freak: Yeah, yall got room with sex swings?
Me: NO!!!
Freak: aww kay
Me: *click*

People go cray when they get the day off for MLK.

I blogged:
How I died (again)
Seriously, 1446 people in less than a week have viewed it and 900 have shared it on StumbleUpon. I am so glad people enjoy my pain. :)

OMG on Downton Abbey. I am almost finished with Season One. I would have been finished forever ago, but I can only watch in the living room via Blu Ray player, and it is not a comfortable place to lounge. And, Scott is playing La Noir on the XBox. Excuse me while I further plan his death.

I read where they will end Justified after season 6. They just started season 5. I am in season 1. I have time to catch up.
I watched the first episode of Game of Thrones. Meh. I will watch if Scott is watching, but I wouldn't set time out of the day to watch. Who knows, maybe the incestual twins will grown on me.

I am trying to catch Scott up on Sherlock so I can watch the Season 3 premiere.

I bought another owl cup. I can't help myself.

Internet stuffs:
Look who is looking ravishing in his old age.
MacGyver Forever.

Be glad you don't live in China:

I was so happy when Pauley Perrette tweeted this!!
The gals at my church will be VERY happy to know I was with B... on Twitpic

My stuffs:
Throw WAY back Thursday:

I like how my camera phone highlights objects in the background. "Do you know you need more paper towels"

Lily pics

Lula is like...soon......

So there you go. Week 3. Woo.

Friday, January 17, 2014

How I died (again)

I cleaned the bathroom today. All nice and shiny, smelling of bleach and peroxide.
I reward myself with a job well done by vegging on the couch watching Criminal Minds and reading "Help for the Haunted" on the Kindle.
I also drink 2 glasses of Kool Aid and a bottle of water.
I am at an intense part of the book, I have to tee tee, so I take it with me to the loo.
I tinkle, never taking my eyes from the Kindle. I reach behind me to the back of the toilet, pull a baby wipe from the dispenser, and do what you do.
And then I died.

What I meant to grab:

What I grabbed:


"They're not even the same kind of dispenser" you say.
Tell that to my subconscious.

Lesson learned.

Lysol moved back to kitchen.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Week 2 of 2014

What happened this week:

So you remember the blog where I kind of ate cat poop ? <<<< My family has given me grief over that for years. Well... The other day I was with Rebecca & Lily and she stunk up the whole living room. Rebecca changed her, cleaned her up, and handed her to her Grandma. We kept smelling it, so strong, Rebecca was looking around for a misplaced baby wipe. Nothing. She then was just chilling on the couch, on her laptop farming doing important work, chewing on her nail, and then.....
"oh my God it's on my finger!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now I have competition.

I was reading an article on how being a vegetarian was the best thing ever, and I told Scott as much as I love steak, I think I could do it. Then at the end of the article, they post "I mean isn't this gross?"

And then....I was out.

Lily <3

Bailey, Scott, and I raked most of the yard.

Bailey played volleyball. They won a game!!

Look who I saw!! One of my two readers!!

I bought these Kindle books:
Help for the Haunted- John Searles(I actually paid money for!)
Believe God- Beth Moore (free)
Holman Christian Bible- for those times I am too lazy to walk across the room and pick UP the Bible (free)
What Are You Afraid Of?- Dr. David Jeremiah (free)
Black Jasmine- Toby Neal (free). This made me SO happy because I am on the second book of this series, so I was going to buy it anyway!! Haha, Amazon!!
Abandon- Blake Crouch (free)

And okay...I will admit that I gave into curiosity. Most of the books I read are nonfiction, mystery, forensic, the Patricia Cornwell/Dean Koontz/Matthew Reilly genre. Brad Meltzer is my baby daddy. I despise, with a passion, romance novels, rom/com movies, and anything chick related. (With an exception of You've Got Mail, Sweet November, and City of Angels)
I heard that 50 Shades of Gray was the thing to read. I knew I was going to hate it and didn't want to waste my time. On Black Friday the trilogy was on sale for $2.99 for the Kindle, so I got it.
I can honestly say that with the exception of Dolores Umbridge, I have never hated a character more. Both of them. OMG. I was insulted that a woman could be written that way. I am not a feminist, but give me a break!! This was trash! And I am not referring to the bedroom scenes, which made me giggle like a 12 year old boy.
No......just no.

I attempted to watch Blue Bloods on Netflix, because Jenny McCarthy goes on and on that it's the best show on TV. After an episode and a half, I just couldn't. Then I realized that she is dating Donnie Wahlberg and is supposed to say that.
I did try.
Sorry Magnum, P.I.
We got a new Blu Ray player, so after I catch up on laundry, I plan on vegging out and watching Season 1 and 2 of Downton Abbey. Too bad it wouldn't hook up to the bedroom TV or I would for sure disappear for two days.
I watched the first disc of The Mentalist and Castle. I like.
I think Castle is going to be my soulmate.
Watched The Wolverine. Meh.

And for no reason at all....Tom Hardy
You're welcome