As most of my blogs begin...
Scott and I were laying in bed, having our nightly conversation before sleep.
Scott: You coughed on me.
Me: I didn't, nothing came out.
Me: *coughs loudly into my hand*
Scott: See? Something came out that time.
Me: I covered it with my hand.
Scott: You know when you cough you pee. You're going to have to start wearing Depends.
Me: I know. Or at least Poise pads.
I tried doing Kegels, but that makes my ears itch.
Me: It's hard to explain.
A few minutes go by....
Scott: I pooted.
Something came out.