Thursday, November 10, 2011

Why people never come to visit us

As most of my blogs begin...

Scott and I were laying in bed, having our nightly conversation before sleep.
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Me: *coughs*

Scott: You coughed on me.

Me: I didn't, nothing came out.

Me: *coughs loudly into my hand*

Scott: See? Something came out that time.

Me: I covered it with my hand.

Scott: You know when you cough you pee. You're going to have to start wearing Depends.

Me: I know. Or at least Poise pads.
I tried doing Kegels, but that makes my ears itch.

Scott:


Me: It's hard to explain.

A few minutes go by....

Scott: I pooted.
Something came out.

Me:

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