We go out to eat. I order the Trail Burger Steak with steamed veggies. Scott, the same, only with fries.
In the meantime, we feast on Buffalo Wings which seared my taste buds permanently.
Our food arrived, promptly, and I begin to feast.
I cut a bite of steak, and dipped it in the cup of gravy.
Scott: *wide eyed* What are you doing?
Scott: YOU DO NOT DIP IT!!
Scott: *looks aghast*
Observe....*pours gravy over steak, takes a man-sized bite*
Scott: Wha..are you....OH MY GOD I am embarrassed for you.
Says the man with buffalo sauce in his beard.